Thank you dads for making us laugh. Here are 21 “dad jokes” to wish you a Happy Father’s Day! We hope they bring a smile to your face.
- To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
- I’ll call you later. Don’t call me later, call me Dad!
- How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
- What’s Forrest Gump’s Facebook password? 1forest1.
- What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale.
- What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.
- Why didn’t the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
- What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay? A deviled egg.
- Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
- Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo’ Drizzle.
- What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod.
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
- Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
- How do you organize a space party? You planet.
- Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth? It’s pasteurized before you even see it.
- Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
- What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
- What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
- Why are elevator jokes so good? They work on so many levels.
- Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
- How do moths swim? Using the butterfly stroke.
Happy Father’s Day from Allegiance Home Health!
Allegiance Home Health is committed to going beyond prescribed care. We take pride in caring for all of our clients and each becomes a vital and respected member of the Allegiance Home Health family.
